Friday, April 03, 2009

As Though Breast Pumps Aren't Humiliating Enough...

The ultimate insult: Pumping milk and then dropping the bag on the floor. 10 minutes of pumping yourself like a dairy cow and half of it gone in half a second. I hope Elliott sleeps a bit extra to give me time to remake that half ounce...

3 comments:

Free Range Chick said...

Isn't it great that it takes 10 minutes to produce one ounce?

Erin said...

I once froze a whole little jelly jar full only to discover that I didn't leave enough room for the milk to expand and the glass shattered. I was pretty pissed. But just wait - soon you'll have more milk than you know what to do with. That only makes the whole process messier...

Shannon said...

Happy cows come from California!