I keep getting asked two questions about being a mother to a boy:
Has he peed in your mouth yet?
Has he peed in your eye yet?
The answer to both questions is: Not yet. Apparently these two things are unavoidable, so I will not hope to avoid them. They seem to be everyone's worst case scenario... which makes me wonder: Which is actually worse? Anyone experienced both? While I dare not hope to avoid them both entirely, perhaps I can avoid one of them and never truly know... is it worse to get peed in the eye or the mouth?
Happy Mother's Day!!